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Garri Downube

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Unclear
Blood type: Grenadine

Garri is Naomi's sugar-powered platonic antiwife. I don't think I've ever seen her eat anything more vitamin-rich than shortbread. She's really loud and doesn't have much self-control, but I think she means well. She's also been hella curvalicious since the whole cupcake thing, but I really don't think she knows what her whole sexuality situation is. That's okay though, Gomme is patient.

Candice Eunsijong

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Soft
Scientist class: Mad, but never angry

Candice is my super smart and nice and loving and cool cousin, and Noami's twin. She's really good at baking and alchemical stuff, but mostly just the kind of alchemy that makes stuff big and soft. She's also like, way bigger than she lets on. Like as big as Naomi is strong (very!!), she takes medication to keep her situation under wraps. Still gives great hugs, and wants the world to give them too.

Gomme Welleweal

Pronouns: She/her, I/me | Orientation: Hell yeah!
Favorite food: You know :9

It me! I'm Gomme, the island's universally beloved bombshell. Everyone deserves to be gratified, and I've got the gusto to make that happen if no one else will. Even beyond the means I've subtly implied (fuckin), I love helping people, even if I can be admittedly just a little, itty-bittly, tiny bit clumsy.

Barria Cathart

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Pan
Special talent: Tolerates Richard

Kat's girlfriend who she says she isn't dating is super quiet and shy, but really nice. She's usually drawing things when I see her, but doesn't let anybody look. I bet her art's really good! And horny!

Kat Panique

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Pan apparently
Nervous sweat levels: Euclid

Barria's girlfriend she says she isn't dating. She kind of locks up and starts panicking whenever cute girls get close to her, but apparently she's into dudes too? I don't know what psychological snag she has that makes titties turn her into a sweat fountain. Also she always has really fancy snacks, like stuff with labels I can't read.

(Ms.) Sandie Dutch

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Very Lesbian
Chocolate: Chocolate (chocolate)

I'm not sure Miss Sandie is really interested in teaching or anything, but honestly that kind of unflappable detachment is probably what you need to handle our class. She's as into girls as she is into chocolate (lots), but I guess she's responsible enough to not get involved with students. One more reason to graduate.

Noir Boulevard

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Demi
Topic: Hot

Sandie's girlfriend doesn't come by often, but she seems nice! I think she's super into magic and occult stuff, but doesn't seem to want to get actively involved. Sandie mentioned she has a blog or something where she writes spooky stories or something, but I couldn't find it. Also did I mention she's very goth and pretty?

Richard Havarr

Pronouns: He/him | Orientation: Straight I guess
His whole deal:Who Cares

He just got here and he's acting like all the girls owe him affection? Like dude if you're gonna be thirsty at least acknowledge they're people. Barria's nice to him and I don't know why. I've written enough about this chucklefrick.

Niku Ebonlaw

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Ace but down for fun
Body type: Buffet

After meeting Garri's roommate and mom friend I kind of realized how she's stayed alive. She seems really responsible and sharp, and also the kind of calm you'd have to be to live with Garri. I bet she and Naomi could really get along. And then she should get along with me because, damn!! Wow, yowza! MM!!! This lady, big woman!!! Hi!

Genevieve Faunton

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Hard to read
Shrinky: Dink

Genevieve doesn't like to work very hard and sleeps a lot, but I think she's actually super good with magic stuff. She's my go-to source when I need to ask about magic stuff that isn't alchemy. She also really likes to like, shrink things? Like magically? I have literally no idea idea how tall she really is, she changes it like every day.

Gateau Nibelin & Curie Cherie

Pronouns: She/her (each) | Orientation: Each other
Love language: Polyglots

Gateau and Curie are basically married. Gateau is really into fashion and makeup and talks about them with Naomi sometimes. Curie seems hedonistic and super arrogant, but honestly I think she's just feelin herself. I don't know what brought them together but I can always appreciate love. Also I think they're open to stuff if you understand it's a package deal, but they're picky!

Natalie Alphonse

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Self
Party role: Evil Player Character

Nat's evil, but I don't know how much of it is just her putting on a show. Like when we were talking about our favorite movies she said hers was "Old Yeller but she has to skip the beginning". Anyway I think she's dtf but she'd probably make you like, wear a mirror.

Hilda Zettigan

Pronouns: She/her | Orientation: Fhtagn
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Hilda acts all super weird, but she's honestly nice. Like one time I got to school late, and she unlocked the front door for me. And this other time I locked myself out of the house, and she unlocked the front door for me. It's nice having a friend who's always eerily there when you need them!

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